!! JOKES !!

[Ghostspawn]

Share some of your Jokes. They can be your own or even ones you might have found amusing on the internet. OK, i think ill start things off with a simple blonde joke (nothing personal to anyone whose blonde)

What do you do if a blonde throws a Grenade at you?

Pull the pin and Throw it Back.

=P

[tazwynn]

I've got some racist ones, so no one take them offensive, because they're just JOKES.

Here's a blonde one:

How do you make a blonde break her nose?

Answer: Put a dildo under a glass table.


Racist ones:

What do a black person and an apple have in common?
Answer: They both look good hanging from a tree

Q: What's long, black, and smells like crap?
A: The welfare line.

Q: How do you starve a nigger?
A: Put his welfare check under his work boots.

Q: What did the beach watcher say to the sun-bather black person?
A: Aren't you dark enough already?

That's all for now.